i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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