Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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