I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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