seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The cops high fived after they tackled you
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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