That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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