I think I am morally bankrupt
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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