Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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