Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
we're so committed to being not committed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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