I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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