Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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