Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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