did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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