i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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