at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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