when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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