He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
As shirtless as possible
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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