haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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