in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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