Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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