i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have tasted many bathrooms
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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