He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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