I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
only if we run a train.
done.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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