I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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