Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
