i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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