from now on my penis is your penis
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Randomize
