What should our trivia night team be named?
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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