at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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