Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
