i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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