I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They took my balls.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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