Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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