Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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