Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
