What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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