Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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