OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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