come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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