He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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