I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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