i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
