Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think my moral compass just broke
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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