I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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