The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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