god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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