I'm lost and stupid without you.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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