He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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