Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
