Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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