I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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