this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
