yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I need water and some morals
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
