How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sponge bath it is.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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