There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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